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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Top Ten Signs Your Husband Is Having An Affair with Madonna
You just caught him voguing in the shower Emma J., Mt Sterling, KY
His new vanity license plate reads: MTRLBOY Timothy D., Douglasville, GA
He starts speaking in a fake British accent Steven P., Antioch, TN
You start collecting rent from the three TMZ guys living in your garage Gary B., Hagerstown, MD
He's wearing a cone-shaped jock strap Ed B., Branson
You find a copy of "Kabbalah for Dummies" in his underwear drawer Dona G., Elk Grove Village, IL
Your husband, Tony, now wants to be called "T-Rod" James B., Valley Village, CA
His excuse for being an a**hole is that he must "express himself" Julie M., Tampa, FL
When he comes home he smells all "Madonna-y" Shannon D., South Pittsburg
He's male and has a pulse Gareth S., Dublin, Ireland
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