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Thursday, January 06, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You
Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave
your cubicle.
Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
Your name:"Sam." Next to your parking spot:
"Reserved for the guy following Sam"
Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a
photo of you sleeping.
When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to
quit blocking the lens.
Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
The fax machine just coughed.
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You sometimes see his mustache poking through air vent by
your desk.
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Asks to look at your phone so he knows what kind of
wiretap to buy.
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When you mention what time it is, he says, "Oh,
12:55---just like your ATM PIN!!"
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You lift the lid of the photocopier and find him crouched
inside, trying to look inconspicuous.
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Guy comes to your door and asks "Is this the office
where I'm supposed to install the hidden microphones?"
"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
