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Monday, March 28, 2005

Top Ten Things Overheard At The White House Easter Egg Hunt
  
"Doctor needs to know how much egg dye the President drank."
"Instead of eggs, shouldn't we be looking for Osama?"
"The CIA is picking up a lot of yolk-related chatter."
"Unfortunately the Easter Bunny's been detained at Gitmo."
"Cheney's eating ham? Better fire up the defibrillator."
"Mr.President, is this your Easter recess, your spring break or are you still on your President's Day vacation?"
"No eggs, but here are thousands of votes for John Kerry."
"We also found a gun with Robert Blake's fingerprints."
"Should we get a Kosher bunny for the Jewish kids?"
"One of the kids found a pair of Clinton's pants."
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