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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Top Ten Signs You're Not Getting Enough Sleep
  
You always fall asleep on airplanes--and you're the pilot.
Can't even stay awake for the two minuntes it takes to have sex.
You're so fatigued, you get winded chewing gum.
When asked to describe yourself, most people say "Lethargic Sumbitch".
Your typical lunch: coffee grounds on whole wheat.
You schedule unnecessary surgery just for the three hours of general anesthetic.
(Writers too tired to write number four)
You take naps at work--only problem, you sleep in the nude.
Duties as President limit you to a mere 11 hours a night.
You're beginning to think Michael Jackson might be innocent.
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