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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, April 14, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Accountant Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore
Read By Ten Area Accountants
Tells you to expect a refund in three weeks and an audit
in five.
Does all calculations on the tv remote control.
Tells you to deduct yourself.
No longer gets that magical glint in his eye when he talks
about deferred contributions to tax-favored annuities.
He says, "I thought the 1040 was EZ until I met your wife!"
Keeps asking when he can do your kitty's taxes.
Whenever someone mentions a joint return, he whips out his
special brownies.
Recently moved office to cave in mountainous region of Afghanistan.
Instead of working on your taxes, he's reading lame jokes
on Letterman.
Constantly trying to arrange a threesome with H and R block.
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"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
