CBS Logo

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Top Ten Reasons Saddam Hussein Loves Doritos
  
Three-cornered chips remind him of the Sunni Triangle
Chemical Ali taught him how to convert the spicy powder into a nerve agent
The "crunch" sounds like the breaking of a dissident's bones
Pringles are for Kurds
They are corn chips of mass deliciousness
Goes perfectly with a tall glass of camel milk
Endorsed by his favorite late night television host, Al-Asaad Muhammed Leno
"Cool ranch" flavor is a preview of the paradise that awaits a martyr
When beard is full of orange crumbs, he can do hilarious "Yosemite Saddam"
Delicious taste allows him to momentarily forget he'll spend eternity in hell
·

Sorry!! There were no Top Ten Extras given to us today.

"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008
A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
 Watch now
James Frano: Prelude to a Kiss
He's already kissed Sean Penn. Now James Franco wants to kiss Dave.
 Watch now
November 21, 2008
 Watch now
Charlie Haden Family & Friends
 Watch now
Print Send to a friend

Advertisement