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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Top Ten Strategies Of Saddam Hussein's Attorneys
Play up the "at least he didn't do steroids" angle
Pin everything on Saddam's scheming brother, Larry Hussein
Answer every charge with, "No, you're thinking of Iran"
Explain he was driven insane by the intense flavor of new
Spicy Nacho Doritos
Brand prosecutor's list of 12,000 witnesses as "flimsy"
Brighten mood by calling to the stand the always charming
Tony Danza
Request one of those "confined to your 153-acre
estate" punishments like Martha got
Give Saddam white suit and turkey leg--make him hilarious
boss hogg-like figure
Let Saddam Hussein go nuts and execute everyone in the courtroom
"If the underpants don't fit, you must acquit"
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"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
