DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Top Ten Questions For The Fema Director Application
"Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"
"What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"
"In a crisis, which state or local officials would
you blame?"
"What are your plans after you resign?"
"Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling
like Arabian horses?"
"Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or
a dis-astrophe?"
"Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?"
"Can the president easily add '-ie' to your last name
to form a nickname?"
"Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the
president's mistakes?"
"Michael Brown...Idiot or moron?"
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"What's the deal with Sean Penn?"
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"If a tornado and an earthquake strike at the same
time, which do you ignore first?"
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"Can you please list any previous hurricanes we may
contact as references?"
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"Can you get us free tickets to horse shows?"
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"Do you consider yourself ineffectual or incompetent?"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
