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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, November 25, 2005
Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Thanksgiving
"You ran out of booze by 11am"
"Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich"
"Meal was leftovers from last Thanksgiving"
"Thanks to new electric knife, kids fought over
wishbone and your severed thumb"
"The 'turkey' was wearing a dog collar"
"Spent day in Times Square waiting for the giant
turkey to drop"
"Woke up from tryptophan-induced sleep to find
yourself naked in the driveway"
"When dinner came out, so did your son"
"Laura and the twins lock you out"
"Your turkey dinner was the only breast you've
touched all year"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
