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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Top Ten Messages Left On Oprah's Answering Machine
"This is Martha Stewart. If you need it, I planted a
box cutter in the guest chair"
"It's Paul Shaffer. So you know, Letterman's had a
lot of work done since you last saw him"
"Hey, Oprah, it's Larry your neighbor. Can you get me
Tony Danza's autograph?"
"Dr. Phil here. Cleared my schedule so we can have
full session tomorrow"
"This is Dubya. If you need a presidential pardon to
get you out of this, gimme a holler"
"Julia Roberts here. Letterman's all hands during
commercial breaks"
"It's Jets coach Herm Edwards. Since you're in New
York, we could use some help at quarterback"
"Regis here. Letterman's all hands during commercial breaks"
"Letterman thinks you're coming! This is gonna be the
best 'Punk'd' ever!"
"It's Nick. Hey, have you seen Jessica?"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
