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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs
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During flight they hit you with additional $200 "landing charge"
It's day 4 of your honeymoon and you're still on the tarmac
Plane has a "Hyundai" hood ornament
When you arrive, Hawaii looks suspiciously like Detroit
Inflatable vest replaced with smaller inflatable bow ties
Plane can't take off until you lose 20 pounds
In-flight entertainment: watching two fat guys fight for an armrest
Flight attendants wearing clothes you packed
The pilot -- Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy, we love you and want you to get help!
During the captain's preflight checklist, you hear him say, "close enough"
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